Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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