He is an equal opportunity slut.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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