Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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