? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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