At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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