Its about making memories worth repressing
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
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