SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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