Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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