New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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