so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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