i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
So. Much. Porn.
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