we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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