So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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