there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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