My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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