Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
honey bunches of taint.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Let's paint friendship bongs
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Randomize
