Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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