Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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