the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Come share oat with me in your robe
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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