I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Come on in and take your pants off
Randomize
