I could have mohawked her pubes.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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