why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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