marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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