this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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