U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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