Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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