Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
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