And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
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