Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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