Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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