Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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