This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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