I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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