Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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