Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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