He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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