Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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