I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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