You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Randomize
