He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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