i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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