your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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