So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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