Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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