So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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