theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
party gras won. party gras always wins.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
