Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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