i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
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