I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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