North Korea, Best Korea!
My hand turned me down
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
