smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I didn't notice because vodka
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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