I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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