whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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